30/05: Replacing the Babes '09 Continues
More coverage of PM's in-depth and exclusive list of overlooked girls who deserve a place on "The Maxim Hot 100."
Who got cut?
Who gets to stay?
Ashley's list
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Daphne Blake
This fiery redhead rides around in a groovy van with a talking Great Dane all day looking to do nothing more than hunt ghosts and solve spooky--yet fun-filled--paranormal crimes, that is my fucking dream-job. Luckily, my high school guidance counselor recommended "College Drop-Out" instead. Life with the Queen of the Mystery Machine would mainly consist of driving to a run-down haunted amusement park/ski lodge/meth lab, meeting a group of seemingly nice townies who all become suspects, a make-out session interrupted by creeps and ghouls, getting chased by an autonomous suit of armor wielding an ax, getting captured in a basement filled with cardboard boxes, escaping because the villain can't tie a simple fisherman's knot, ignoring Velma, smoking a blunt with Shaggy, finding a vital clue such as a fake mustache or receipt from the holographic projector/Halloween sound effects store, then unmasking the sea monster who turns out to be one of the asshole managers who set the whole thing up as some sort of fucking insurance scam. Prick. Finally, you cap the day off with a massive, 24-inch tall sandwich, a handful of Scooby Snacks, and then get to feel up Daphne's boobs under her purple cardigan. The next day? SAME FUCKING AGENDA. Outstanding.
Both Gilmore Girls
I realize this show hasn't been on for a while, but the other day I saw the complete series 42-disc box set DVD collection and was tempted to buy it until I realized I was $220 short. I'm not sure which one is hotter because they're basically playing the same character at different ages, one is slightly too young, the other slightly too old. I watched part of the first season for some reason, but I can't remember why. I guess I've always wanted to watch the growth of a loving mother/daughter relationship portrayed the way only the WB could. Lorelai taught Rory to listen to 70's British punk and some other important life lessons I can't remember. This would be a great three-way because you could avoid the always awkward introductions prior to a menage a trois, and they would carpool so you wouldn't have to drive anyone home or shell out for bus fare.
Helen of Troy
You wouldn't know it from the picture, but this was known in its day as "the face that launched a thousand ships." The Greek epic poem by Homer tells the story of how she was so beautiful that her husband, a high-ranking member of the Greek parliament named Perseus, was so aghast when she was kidnapped by the Spartans from Troy, that he declared war--and not thumb war either, we're talking brutal, bloody war with lots of long passages with difficult words that are hard to understand, much less pass the daily quizzes on in Freshman Honors English, so you end up not reading past page five and just wing it for the rest of the quarter because someone already checked out the Cliff's Notes from the school library. C-. The Greeks turn the tide in the fight by hiding inside a giant wooden Tauntaun and making libations to Athena, and Julius Caesar sends in reinforcements with this huge catapult that is on fire. Then there's a huge fight between Achilles, Hector, Ajax (not the same Ajax from The Warriors as played by actor James Remar), and Atreyu, who has a mystical sword that can cut through anything except wood, which is what Ajax's armor is made from. So most are killed by the flying killer bunny, and the survivors all get tricked into eating Agamemnon's family. Odysseus finally gets home after sailing for hours only to find his wife has married his son, Hamlet, and it turns out he actually died at Gettysburg and the whole thing from before that was just a flashback and he was a ghost. It's a twist ending. They also fight the Hydra. Kind of a fucked-up story, but the Greeks make great cheese, and even if you adjust for babe-inflation, it's safe to say Helen would probably be at least a 7 by today's standards, which is why this story is so timeless.
Veruca Salt, circa 1994
Continuing my odd fetish for bands with more than one female singer, Nina Gordon and Louise Post rode the crest of the short-lived, mid-'90s alt-rock boom and represented the Windy City alongside Smashing Pumpkins, Urge Overkill, Liz Phair, and Material Issue. Things were going great for the volcano girls until they suddenly split up after their second album as a result of a fight over a guy (who might have been Dave Grohl but I'm probably wrong). After the girls shut their American thighs for good, Billy Corgan started using synths and kicked everyone out of his band, Urge got into drugs, Phair became a mom and hired Avril Lavigne's song-writing team (seriously, they're called "The Matrix"), and the guy from Material Issue killed himself. Now, Chicago's best-known rock export is Fallout Boy. Gordon has since released solo albums that are a little too Adult Contemporary, and Post has continued under the Veruca Salt moniker to varying results, but neither have retained the magical essence without the harmony of their lost musical soulmate. Evidently, you really can't fight the Seether.
Michelle Galdenzi
Runner-up in the much-ignored (with good reason) VH1 reality series "Scream Queens," and therefore, will not be seen in a small role in the upcoming Saw VI. Michelle took up the reality show cliche role of "the bitch" by default, as most of the other contestants didn't have a personality, so she listlessly thrust herself into the job. Although just an average, generic hot girl with a poor attitude, she makes the list for providing one of the greatest moments in the history of--certainly VH1, if not all--basic cable TV history:
Kat Dennings
Completed the impossible task of getting someone (me) to sit through an entire interview with Carson Daly. Her hypnotic mammaries and big, fat mouth had me entranced to the point that it quelled my usual rage at the fact that Carson still exists on this plane of reality, and still has a show. Kat played Carolyn Keener's goth daughter in The 40 Year Old Virgin, and had a small part in The House Bunny, as well as starring in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, including a scene in which the filmmakers insinuated that she was being finger-banged by Michael Cera without a condom.
Rogue
This X-Woman would make a great girlfriend for several reasons: 1. Most women are very closed off emotionally in a romantic relationship because they're afraid of truly getting close and never want to have serious talks and really get to know their man on a deep level. Since this southern belle's mutant ability is to temporarily absorb the total psyche--including thoughts and memories--of anyone she has skin-to skin-contact with, she will have no choice but to know your innermost consciousness, including whether or not you drink straight from the milk carton or really want kids, so be wary. 2. If you're a guy with intimacy issues and hate to be touched, you also win, because you can say, "I don't want to kiss right now because you will knock me unconscious and steal my powers." And 3. If you're able to somehow bypass/negate her uncontrollable power and get physical, there is the occasional option of doing it with another chick, because she once accidentally absorbed the persona of Carol Danvers/Ms. Marvel permanently, and now has a sexy Dissociative Personality Disorder. Bonus!
Anna Davlantes
She makes the Chicago NBC news feel like you're watching porn. With a team of hairstylists, make-up artists, and wardrobe assistants, her getting-ready-to-go-to-Panera-Bread/Home-Depot-time is 68% shorter than the average woman. Wouldn't it be more fun to talk about your day at work with someone holding a channel 5 microphone in your face and staring into a camera? Things in the bedroom would be more exciting and filled with drama; imagine getting a blowjob and she suddenly stops, looks up, and says, "Coming up in sports: were the Blackhawks able to rally back from an 0-3 deficit? And later, you won't believe what's lurking inside this north-side resident's testicles. The answer when we get back!" You would be like, "Get back from where?" Then you come in her mouth and she starts reporting on a hockey game you don't care about. Plus, a lot of news anchors are used to having local stalkers, so she probably wouldn't even call the cops when you break in to steel dirty bedsheets/used soap.
Allison Harvard
The runner-up (I don't care for winners outright) from "America's Next Top Model" cycle 12 has been described by the judges as resembling "the Bride of Chucky" due to her extremely pale, porcelain doll-like skin (a possible sign of anemia) and otherworldy, frighteningly large eyes. She admitted in the first episode to having a blood fetish, and finds herself jealous of those who have frequent nosebleeds, as she has yet to experience that joy. Allison is an artist who does mixed-media Clive Barker-ish paintings, so you know there's more to her than the typical Top Model concerns, like training to smile with your eyes and discovering your inner fierceness. She also has a charming penchant for making awkward comments like randomly telling Tyra, "You're really pretty," in the middle of a photo-shoot. I'll never forget the episode the contestants went to Brazil to model thong bikinis and the producers blurred out her ass, I almost threw an entire plate of spaghetti at the TV, but then ended up just eating it. We'll probably never see/hear from her again, which is how all good relationships should end.
Amanda Palmer
I finally stumbled upon this performance of the Dresden Dolls' "Girl Anachronism" like four years after everyone else had heard of them, and was really impressed with party-time lyrics like: "And you can tell from the state of my room/that they let me out too soon/and the pills that I ate/came a couple years too late" and "I am not so serious/this passion is a plagiarism/I might join your century/but only on a rare occasion." It's healthy to relate to that, and this charming stanza from "First Orgasm:" "I am too busy to have friends/a lover would just complicate my plans/so I will never look for love again/I'm taking matters into my own hands." Immediately recognizing a kindred spirit, I looked up more random stuff from them on youtube for like three hours. They do some sweet covers, like an acoustic version of "The Ghost in You" by Psychedelic Furs, Fugazi's "Blueprint," and this Halloween show that they opened dressed as Sonny and Cher and played "I Got You, Babe," then "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" as Britney Spears, but they changed costumes on stage and she strips down to nothing but panties and tape over her nipples, which almost gave me a boner. Then I was really flabbergasted by this bizarre, elaborate video of her lip-synching to a song from Avril Lavigne's second album, which I (for some incomprehensible reason) purchased and listened to non-stop as a guilty pleasure for the entire summer of 2005. Finally, I got to "Oasis" from her new solo album which is both spunky and extremely offensive. Amanda does not seem "cute" or "pretty" by conventional standards, yet I still have a stirring in my heart for her that I can only describe as a "romantic notion," based on admiration and respect for her talent and mentally unbalanced endeavors.
Tiffany Shepis
In comparison to last year's B horror movie starlet pick--the innocent girl-next-door Tanya Dempsey--Tiff would be the not-so-innocent slut two rows over in detention. She first caught my eye in the incomparable Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp, in which she played a sexy co-ed who would become the victim of a murderous madman in the woods. During my viewing, I soon realized she had female sex organs and was none too shy about displaying them gratuitously and with extreme prejudice. I quickly submerged myself in her entire oeuvre (or at least whatever was available to rent for $1.99 in the Hollywood Video VHS Horror section), let's take a look at some highlights:
Death Factory--Tiffany lights up the screen in a villain turn as a murderous madwoman hunting down (for the purpose of murder) a group of of sexy co-eds in an abandoned warehouse. The title is extremely apt, and is the only thing they got right. This film was not mentioned once during Oscar season.
Scarecrow--Tiffany shines as a sexy co-ed who befriends a nerd who is killed and subsequently resurrected as a murderous scarecrow. Spawned the sequels Scarecrow Slayer and Scarecrow Gone Wild, neither of which live up to their names. This particular scarecrow is the worst at what he does best, and does not even compare to such previous luminaries in the scarecrow genre, including--but not limited to--the one from Wizard of Oz, the one from Dark Night of the Scarecrow, "The Scarecrow and Mrs. King," or Crow from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000."
Delta Delta Die!--Tiffany soars as a sexy co-ed who pledges a sorority that specializes in fund-raising bake-sales that secretly feature human flesh in the stew (more like ew!). But she does perform a ten-minute full-frontal nude dance to some bad techno right in the middle for some reason, someone must have deleted/misplaced/burned a few pages of the script.
The Hazing--Tiffany dazzles as a sexy co-ed who wears a skin-tight silver spaceman bodysuit to a Halloween party, then shows her tits and gets killed by the supernatural.
Abominable--Tiffany explodes onto the screen in the latest of many new movies to feature the evil Yeti. See also: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon, and I think Van Helsing with Wolverine and his magic crossbow. Wendigo doesn't count because that monster is Canadian.
Detour--Tiffany defies expectations in an early cameo I don't really remember. I think she wears Daisy Dukes and gets killed.
Nympha--Tiffany turns in an acceptable performance as a young co-ed who has gotten thee to a nunnery, only to have her eyes poked out, her eardrums popped, and her tongue sliced off. The remaining 79 minutes are a disastrous mess of dream sequences and lackluster lesbian shit.
Nightmare Man--Tiffany eclipses all six of the other cast members in this deadly tale of a group of sexy co-eds hanging out in a house while a madman with a madmask stalks them, with only madness and murder on his masked mind. Her breasts are bared.
I have yet to see The Deviants, but imdb.com lists her character as "Marina the Nudist," so I assume she disrobes yet again and possibly dies. Other movies of hers that all sound good but I'm finding hard to track down: Embrace the Darkness 3, The Ghouls, Corpses, Hoodoo for Voodoo, Boobies, Dorm of the Dead, Kiss Your Ass Goodbye, Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula, Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! and Smoke Pot Till You Fucking Die. Plus, she was engaged to Corey Haim.
See who Patrick picked last year
Who got cut?
Who gets to stay?
Ashley's list
Kevin's list
Daphne Blake
This fiery redhead rides around in a groovy van with a talking Great Dane all day looking to do nothing more than hunt ghosts and solve spooky--yet fun-filled--paranormal crimes, that is my fucking dream-job. Luckily, my high school guidance counselor recommended "College Drop-Out" instead. Life with the Queen of the Mystery Machine would mainly consist of driving to a run-down haunted amusement park/ski lodge/meth lab, meeting a group of seemingly nice townies who all become suspects, a make-out session interrupted by creeps and ghouls, getting chased by an autonomous suit of armor wielding an ax, getting captured in a basement filled with cardboard boxes, escaping because the villain can't tie a simple fisherman's knot, ignoring Velma, smoking a blunt with Shaggy, finding a vital clue such as a fake mustache or receipt from the holographic projector/Halloween sound effects store, then unmasking the sea monster who turns out to be one of the asshole managers who set the whole thing up as some sort of fucking insurance scam. Prick. Finally, you cap the day off with a massive, 24-inch tall sandwich, a handful of Scooby Snacks, and then get to feel up Daphne's boobs under her purple cardigan. The next day? SAME FUCKING AGENDA. Outstanding.
Both Gilmore Girls
I realize this show hasn't been on for a while, but the other day I saw the complete series 42-disc box set DVD collection and was tempted to buy it until I realized I was $220 short. I'm not sure which one is hotter because they're basically playing the same character at different ages, one is slightly too young, the other slightly too old. I watched part of the first season for some reason, but I can't remember why. I guess I've always wanted to watch the growth of a loving mother/daughter relationship portrayed the way only the WB could. Lorelai taught Rory to listen to 70's British punk and some other important life lessons I can't remember. This would be a great three-way because you could avoid the always awkward introductions prior to a menage a trois, and they would carpool so you wouldn't have to drive anyone home or shell out for bus fare.
Helen of Troy
You wouldn't know it from the picture, but this was known in its day as "the face that launched a thousand ships." The Greek epic poem by Homer tells the story of how she was so beautiful that her husband, a high-ranking member of the Greek parliament named Perseus, was so aghast when she was kidnapped by the Spartans from Troy, that he declared war--and not thumb war either, we're talking brutal, bloody war with lots of long passages with difficult words that are hard to understand, much less pass the daily quizzes on in Freshman Honors English, so you end up not reading past page five and just wing it for the rest of the quarter because someone already checked out the Cliff's Notes from the school library. C-. The Greeks turn the tide in the fight by hiding inside a giant wooden Tauntaun and making libations to Athena, and Julius Caesar sends in reinforcements with this huge catapult that is on fire. Then there's a huge fight between Achilles, Hector, Ajax (not the same Ajax from The Warriors as played by actor James Remar), and Atreyu, who has a mystical sword that can cut through anything except wood, which is what Ajax's armor is made from. So most are killed by the flying killer bunny, and the survivors all get tricked into eating Agamemnon's family. Odysseus finally gets home after sailing for hours only to find his wife has married his son, Hamlet, and it turns out he actually died at Gettysburg and the whole thing from before that was just a flashback and he was a ghost. It's a twist ending. They also fight the Hydra. Kind of a fucked-up story, but the Greeks make great cheese, and even if you adjust for babe-inflation, it's safe to say Helen would probably be at least a 7 by today's standards, which is why this story is so timeless.
Veruca Salt, circa 1994
Continuing my odd fetish for bands with more than one female singer, Nina Gordon and Louise Post rode the crest of the short-lived, mid-'90s alt-rock boom and represented the Windy City alongside Smashing Pumpkins, Urge Overkill, Liz Phair, and Material Issue. Things were going great for the volcano girls until they suddenly split up after their second album as a result of a fight over a guy (who might have been Dave Grohl but I'm probably wrong). After the girls shut their American thighs for good, Billy Corgan started using synths and kicked everyone out of his band, Urge got into drugs, Phair became a mom and hired Avril Lavigne's song-writing team (seriously, they're called "The Matrix"), and the guy from Material Issue killed himself. Now, Chicago's best-known rock export is Fallout Boy. Gordon has since released solo albums that are a little too Adult Contemporary, and Post has continued under the Veruca Salt moniker to varying results, but neither have retained the magical essence without the harmony of their lost musical soulmate. Evidently, you really can't fight the Seether.
Michelle Galdenzi
Runner-up in the much-ignored (with good reason) VH1 reality series "Scream Queens," and therefore, will not be seen in a small role in the upcoming Saw VI. Michelle took up the reality show cliche role of "the bitch" by default, as most of the other contestants didn't have a personality, so she listlessly thrust herself into the job. Although just an average, generic hot girl with a poor attitude, she makes the list for providing one of the greatest moments in the history of--certainly VH1, if not all--basic cable TV history:
Kat Dennings
Completed the impossible task of getting someone (me) to sit through an entire interview with Carson Daly. Her hypnotic mammaries and big, fat mouth had me entranced to the point that it quelled my usual rage at the fact that Carson still exists on this plane of reality, and still has a show. Kat played Carolyn Keener's goth daughter in The 40 Year Old Virgin, and had a small part in The House Bunny, as well as starring in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, including a scene in which the filmmakers insinuated that she was being finger-banged by Michael Cera without a condom.
Rogue
This X-Woman would make a great girlfriend for several reasons: 1. Most women are very closed off emotionally in a romantic relationship because they're afraid of truly getting close and never want to have serious talks and really get to know their man on a deep level. Since this southern belle's mutant ability is to temporarily absorb the total psyche--including thoughts and memories--of anyone she has skin-to skin-contact with, she will have no choice but to know your innermost consciousness, including whether or not you drink straight from the milk carton or really want kids, so be wary. 2. If you're a guy with intimacy issues and hate to be touched, you also win, because you can say, "I don't want to kiss right now because you will knock me unconscious and steal my powers." And 3. If you're able to somehow bypass/negate her uncontrollable power and get physical, there is the occasional option of doing it with another chick, because she once accidentally absorbed the persona of Carol Danvers/Ms. Marvel permanently, and now has a sexy Dissociative Personality Disorder. Bonus!
Anna Davlantes
She makes the Chicago NBC news feel like you're watching porn. With a team of hairstylists, make-up artists, and wardrobe assistants, her getting-ready-to-go-to-Panera-Bread/Home-Depot-time is 68% shorter than the average woman. Wouldn't it be more fun to talk about your day at work with someone holding a channel 5 microphone in your face and staring into a camera? Things in the bedroom would be more exciting and filled with drama; imagine getting a blowjob and she suddenly stops, looks up, and says, "Coming up in sports: were the Blackhawks able to rally back from an 0-3 deficit? And later, you won't believe what's lurking inside this north-side resident's testicles. The answer when we get back!" You would be like, "Get back from where?" Then you come in her mouth and she starts reporting on a hockey game you don't care about. Plus, a lot of news anchors are used to having local stalkers, so she probably wouldn't even call the cops when you break in to steel dirty bedsheets/used soap.
Allison Harvard
The runner-up (I don't care for winners outright) from "America's Next Top Model" cycle 12 has been described by the judges as resembling "the Bride of Chucky" due to her extremely pale, porcelain doll-like skin (a possible sign of anemia) and otherworldy, frighteningly large eyes. She admitted in the first episode to having a blood fetish, and finds herself jealous of those who have frequent nosebleeds, as she has yet to experience that joy. Allison is an artist who does mixed-media Clive Barker-ish paintings, so you know there's more to her than the typical Top Model concerns, like training to smile with your eyes and discovering your inner fierceness. She also has a charming penchant for making awkward comments like randomly telling Tyra, "You're really pretty," in the middle of a photo-shoot. I'll never forget the episode the contestants went to Brazil to model thong bikinis and the producers blurred out her ass, I almost threw an entire plate of spaghetti at the TV, but then ended up just eating it. We'll probably never see/hear from her again, which is how all good relationships should end.
Amanda Palmer
I finally stumbled upon this performance of the Dresden Dolls' "Girl Anachronism" like four years after everyone else had heard of them, and was really impressed with party-time lyrics like: "And you can tell from the state of my room/that they let me out too soon/and the pills that I ate/came a couple years too late" and "I am not so serious/this passion is a plagiarism/I might join your century/but only on a rare occasion." It's healthy to relate to that, and this charming stanza from "First Orgasm:" "I am too busy to have friends/a lover would just complicate my plans/so I will never look for love again/I'm taking matters into my own hands." Immediately recognizing a kindred spirit, I looked up more random stuff from them on youtube for like three hours. They do some sweet covers, like an acoustic version of "The Ghost in You" by Psychedelic Furs, Fugazi's "Blueprint," and this Halloween show that they opened dressed as Sonny and Cher and played "I Got You, Babe," then "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" as Britney Spears, but they changed costumes on stage and she strips down to nothing but panties and tape over her nipples, which almost gave me a boner. Then I was really flabbergasted by this bizarre, elaborate video of her lip-synching to a song from Avril Lavigne's second album, which I (for some incomprehensible reason) purchased and listened to non-stop as a guilty pleasure for the entire summer of 2005. Finally, I got to "Oasis" from her new solo album which is both spunky and extremely offensive. Amanda does not seem "cute" or "pretty" by conventional standards, yet I still have a stirring in my heart for her that I can only describe as a "romantic notion," based on admiration and respect for her talent and mentally unbalanced endeavors.
Tiffany Shepis
In comparison to last year's B horror movie starlet pick--the innocent girl-next-door Tanya Dempsey--Tiff would be the not-so-innocent slut two rows over in detention. She first caught my eye in the incomparable Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp, in which she played a sexy co-ed who would become the victim of a murderous madman in the woods. During my viewing, I soon realized she had female sex organs and was none too shy about displaying them gratuitously and with extreme prejudice. I quickly submerged myself in her entire oeuvre (or at least whatever was available to rent for $1.99 in the Hollywood Video VHS Horror section), let's take a look at some highlights:
Death Factory--Tiffany lights up the screen in a villain turn as a murderous madwoman hunting down (for the purpose of murder) a group of of sexy co-eds in an abandoned warehouse. The title is extremely apt, and is the only thing they got right. This film was not mentioned once during Oscar season.
Scarecrow--Tiffany shines as a sexy co-ed who befriends a nerd who is killed and subsequently resurrected as a murderous scarecrow. Spawned the sequels Scarecrow Slayer and Scarecrow Gone Wild, neither of which live up to their names. This particular scarecrow is the worst at what he does best, and does not even compare to such previous luminaries in the scarecrow genre, including--but not limited to--the one from Wizard of Oz, the one from Dark Night of the Scarecrow, "The Scarecrow and Mrs. King," or Crow from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000."
Delta Delta Die!--Tiffany soars as a sexy co-ed who pledges a sorority that specializes in fund-raising bake-sales that secretly feature human flesh in the stew (more like ew!). But she does perform a ten-minute full-frontal nude dance to some bad techno right in the middle for some reason, someone must have deleted/misplaced/burned a few pages of the script.
The Hazing--Tiffany dazzles as a sexy co-ed who wears a skin-tight silver spaceman bodysuit to a Halloween party, then shows her tits and gets killed by the supernatural.
Abominable--Tiffany explodes onto the screen in the latest of many new movies to feature the evil Yeti. See also: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon, and I think Van Helsing with Wolverine and his magic crossbow. Wendigo doesn't count because that monster is Canadian.
Detour--Tiffany defies expectations in an early cameo I don't really remember. I think she wears Daisy Dukes and gets killed.
Nympha--Tiffany turns in an acceptable performance as a young co-ed who has gotten thee to a nunnery, only to have her eyes poked out, her eardrums popped, and her tongue sliced off. The remaining 79 minutes are a disastrous mess of dream sequences and lackluster lesbian shit.
Nightmare Man--Tiffany eclipses all six of the other cast members in this deadly tale of a group of sexy co-eds hanging out in a house while a madman with a madmask stalks them, with only madness and murder on his masked mind. Her breasts are bared.
I have yet to see The Deviants, but imdb.com lists her character as "Marina the Nudist," so I assume she disrobes yet again and possibly dies. Other movies of hers that all sound good but I'm finding hard to track down: Embrace the Darkness 3, The Ghouls, Corpses, Hoodoo for Voodoo, Boobies, Dorm of the Dead, Kiss Your Ass Goodbye, Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula, Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! and Smoke Pot Till You Fucking Die. Plus, she was engaged to Corey Haim.
See who Patrick picked last year