26/05: Ashley's Top 10 Hottest Babes of 2009
We will now begin the exhaustive task of replacing the skanks we felt didn't belong on the "Maxim Hot 100" list with more deserving young women.
Who got cut?
Who gets to stay?
Patrick's list
Kevin's list
10. Jordana Brewster- The chick from some movies with Vin Diesel.
She should probably be higher up on this list, but I'm too lazy to cut and paste things.
9. A Ghost-
8. Eva Mendez- Duh.
Jesus H. Christ on a Crawfish. She's just so damn hot.
7. Amy Winehouse- Sure she's had a rough year, but she's come through looking Fiiiine...
Amy, Amy, Amy... I can only imagine that you smell even worse than you did when you earned a spot on this list last year. I have a bit of a fetish for Jewish/ Jewish-looking girls. She almost kills it every time I look at her. Hot!
6. Aishwarya Rai- If Bollywood and Dollywood had a bastard child it would not have turned out this hot.
Rai has been called "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World" by a hell of a lot of people in a hell of a lot of media forums. I can't name any, except "60 Minutes."
5. Cow Mugshot Lady- Grace, Sophistication, Class.
How do I even begin to write about this woman? Honestly, her elegance and beauty do the talking. I can easily say that she had my heart from the second I clicked on some link that said a woman in a cow costume was arrested for Disturbing the Peace and Public Intoxication. Swoon.
4. Blake Lively & Leighton Meester- Most people don't know or care which is which.
I love watching "Gossip Girl." So what? What gives you the right to judge me? No really...why do you think I care if you hate that show? You've probably never even seen a full episode. Honestly, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Seriously, some people.
3. Meagan Good- I saw a picture of her in which her wig almost fell off while she was dancing.
Meagan Good is not that great of an actress. She pretty much plays the same person in every single role in every movie I've seen her in. Also, I just found out that she's trying to launch a singing career. Not a good idea. Oh man... That said, she is really really really really hot. Like, for real. Look at her lips. Look at her eyes. Look at her body. She's really hot. I mean, really.
2. Me- I'm just awesome.
I had to vote for myself again and it turns out I voted for myself enough to get the number two spot on my list!
1. Sacajawea- A babe who has been honored with more commemorative markers and statues than any other woman in the United States!
There aren't any actual photos of this babe, but I guess going off of this statue you can see why I chose her as this year's Hottest Babe. As it turns out, she was so dope that three states claim she came from them. Since that's not possible, I think we can all agree that she hatched out of a crystal egg!
See who Ashley voted for last year
Who got cut?
Who gets to stay?
Patrick's list
Kevin's list
10. Jordana Brewster- The chick from some movies with Vin Diesel.
She should probably be higher up on this list, but I'm too lazy to cut and paste things.
9. A Ghost-
8. Eva Mendez- Duh.
Jesus H. Christ on a Crawfish. She's just so damn hot.
7. Amy Winehouse- Sure she's had a rough year, but she's come through looking Fiiiine...
Amy, Amy, Amy... I can only imagine that you smell even worse than you did when you earned a spot on this list last year. I have a bit of a fetish for Jewish/ Jewish-looking girls. She almost kills it every time I look at her. Hot!
6. Aishwarya Rai- If Bollywood and Dollywood had a bastard child it would not have turned out this hot.
Rai has been called "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World" by a hell of a lot of people in a hell of a lot of media forums. I can't name any, except "60 Minutes."
5. Cow Mugshot Lady- Grace, Sophistication, Class.
How do I even begin to write about this woman? Honestly, her elegance and beauty do the talking. I can easily say that she had my heart from the second I clicked on some link that said a woman in a cow costume was arrested for Disturbing the Peace and Public Intoxication. Swoon.
4. Blake Lively & Leighton Meester- Most people don't know or care which is which.
I love watching "Gossip Girl." So what? What gives you the right to judge me? No really...why do you think I care if you hate that show? You've probably never even seen a full episode. Honestly, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Seriously, some people.
3. Meagan Good- I saw a picture of her in which her wig almost fell off while she was dancing.
Meagan Good is not that great of an actress. She pretty much plays the same person in every single role in every movie I've seen her in. Also, I just found out that she's trying to launch a singing career. Not a good idea. Oh man... That said, she is really really really really hot. Like, for real. Look at her lips. Look at her eyes. Look at her body. She's really hot. I mean, really.
2. Me- I'm just awesome.
I had to vote for myself again and it turns out I voted for myself enough to get the number two spot on my list!
1. Sacajawea- A babe who has been honored with more commemorative markers and statues than any other woman in the United States!
There aren't any actual photos of this babe, but I guess going off of this statue you can see why I chose her as this year's Hottest Babe. As it turns out, she was so dope that three states claim she came from them. Since that's not possible, I think we can all agree that she hatched out of a crystal egg!
See who Ashley voted for last year